sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
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other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
She bit a glass in half.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
In other words, he somehow found his way to my apartment, wasted, and was naked on my new couch. Completely naked. It was too special to pass up.
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It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
It's like God tapped him on the shoulder and said "You are now capable of giving world shattering, tear jerking head."
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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