So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
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