Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
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i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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