Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
Are you high?
The snorkel mask makes that pretty clear
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I really wish you were home bc youre the only friend I could ask to use an at home waxing kit on my vagina. I need you.
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