do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
you went into starbucks asked for a mocha "on the rocks"
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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