I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
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She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
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im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
Our Uber driver pulled over to show us Tinder some dick pics. Top that.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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