8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
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