Sorry I thought I was a lizard earlier.
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
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I'm passing your future prison.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
If he comes over tomorrow, im answering the door naked. Simple as that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
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