no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
make sure i look cute passed out on the couch.
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
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