It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
note to self: do not snort crushed up caffeine pills in the bathroom by yourself when ur super shit faced, ur face will fucking hate you in the morning.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
STOP GETTING GIRLS PREGNANT IN MY BED.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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