She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
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So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
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You HAVE to stop telling me about the shit you do drunk. I can't be both your brother AND your gay friend.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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