3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
I need to write the inventor of adderall a thank you note stapled to a copy of my degree
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my bedside table was not meant to hold this many beer bottles.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
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Youre not supposed to get arrested if your parents fly you home for christmas!
True but this has the bonus of them maybe not wanting to fly me home next year, im good with that didnt wanna go in the first place.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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