So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
So I'm really hungover walking to work and these douches from comcast on bikes ask if they can take a picture with me to show that they're doing their job. The picture: me, this chick from comcast, i'm holding a 2 ft. pixie stick, a comcast flyer and i'm puking in the parking lot. sounds like their doing a good job!
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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