I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
Nothing is more important than the last pool party of the season. Call in sick or gay or something.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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