Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
one two three fourrrrnication!
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
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All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
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As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I stole all of the toasting champagne and did an interpretive dance to "wind beneath my wings". I am literally everything you're not supposed to do at weddings.
But your showmanship is impeccable.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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