David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Saw my boss's vagina at that party. Hung over at work has never been more acceptable
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
dude. I can hear the air.
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