im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
paul mccartney is starting to look like angela lansbury
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
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I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
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