I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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