okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I think pretend fucking a camel is a good thing to do downtown. They loved me.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I have to make calls today at work. So I'm gonna call your phone and leave some random messages. Just delete them.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
Randomize
