TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I definitely didn't wake up this morning thinking "i wanna get gang banged today"
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I'm eating cereal out of a cocktail shaker. That kind of blizzard.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
Good, I don't think Coke dipped ring pops hold up in the mail anyway.
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
I have betrayed my no carb ways & I can feel it.
Embrace it. Come over to the dark side. I'll feed you muffins while stroking your hair.
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