She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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