I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
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It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
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Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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