i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
Just woke up with an eye that wont open, a half eaten piece of pizza on my chest and a raging boner.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
I just opened my travel toothbrush holder and it smelled like vodka...maybe a vodka cranberry. This says a lot about my vacations.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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