You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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