I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I just had to take a drug test for my new job. I should have asked them if they could tell me if I were pregnant or not while they were at it and save me the guesswork.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
And my cousin was so drunk he called an uber and instead he got into a cop car and they took him to the hospital
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
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