Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Thats the worst face I've ever seen you make an I've seen you throw up in your own hair.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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