would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
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