How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
she woke up with a sticky ear
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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