What a fucking waste of an outfit
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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