...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
i pretty much saved your life. you were so conviced that your nail polish remover bottle was "Vodka Lemon"
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
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I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
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You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
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