We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
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Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
We made a bong out of a plastic football. I can honestly say we make a good team.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
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I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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