dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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