If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Family bonfire. I just discovered my cousin drank an entire bottle of champagne at the age of 7. I just got showed up.
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
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Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
Lyk hr kuds 4
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
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I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm eating your cookies as payment for having to listen to you. Happy sex
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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