well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I just formed the "shit on a tree in Chicago club." And I feel awful about it.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
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