If you were a Panda and I were a Koala and we had a baby, it'd be a falafel. Just think about that.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
You missed a lot. I drank contact solution thinking it was water, vodka thinking it was water and some unidentified substance that reminded me of pine sol thinking it was water..
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
Well to me, someone is not really my friend until we go to a mcdonalds drunk at 4am. It's like a right of passage
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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