Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
You tried to luge a beer down a flip flop.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
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