Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
There's a paramedic out here, what have you done?
Careful when you walk in I'm laying by the door.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Yeah! I was just fired because there was an over hire and the new girl is hotter than me. Seeing as how the new girl is my baby sister I think punching my manager is excusable.
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
I gave him breakup sex, AGAIN
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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