I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
if I could send you my dick right now I would. that's how good of a friend I am.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
Randomize
