I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
People in love make me want to vomit
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
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why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is singing the Indiana Jones theme while I put on the condom off limits?
I'm not the one who can lose their erection, so it's fair game
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
What kind of terrible faithless God would allow vodka and one ply toilet paper to coexist?
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
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