There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
you just kept saying 'take out my tanks' and tell the cab driver to go slower, i have no idea what you were talking about but i'm glad you had fun.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
The fool I made of myself at the Ugly Christmas Sweater party last night was surpassed this morning when I walk of shamed 6 miles at 7am with one mysterious wet leg and no pants on. I think my mom saw me and waved.
I like to keep a steady black out going for the holidays. I feel it makes me less cynical
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
You realize your sleeping pills are working when you pick up your iPhone and almost bite it because you thought it was a graham cracker
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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