he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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