YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
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He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
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I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
You don't make any sense
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