i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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