we're blogging at a bar
You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just woke up and this girl had my cellphone nestled in the front of her thong. i kept thinking "is this a trap?"
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He asked me if the reason I slept around is because I grew up in a broken home. I am so done fucking Christians.
He told me he felt like he was just pistol-whipped by Testicle Man.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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