there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
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