8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
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