There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
the only consolation to the fact that i puked in public today was that i did it down a storm drain... so at least i am a responsible public puker
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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