It's Friday. Sex?
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
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I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
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She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
Just tried to do a line with a snorkel I cut off... that is how my Aruba trip is going!
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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