so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh god he's like Julia Roberts in pretty woman... And I'm the one who's gotta make a lady out of him.
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
Donated a pint of blood at 6 and pub crawl started at 7. Thank your lucky stars I'm still alive today.
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