My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
I think your dad took our porno
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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