i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
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omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
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You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
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