I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
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Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
She's sent me the same nudes using the same gestures and positions... It's like she has a template for her sluty-ness
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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