is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
AHHHHHHHHH. I LEFT A GLASS NEXT TO ME WHEN I FELL ASLEEP I'M SO SURE IT WAS WATER BUT NOW IT'S VODKA JESUS MADE A STOP
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