Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
We had sex six times. In a span of 8 hours. Confirmation I don't need to go to the gym.
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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