hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
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Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
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All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
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