Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I should never be allowed to dance around children at weddings. I think I just insured that a 4 year old will be a future teen mom.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
he bought me ice cream then took me home and fucked the shit outta me. you can't write this kinda romance.
Two days ago a random guy asked me to sign his forehead 'cause he wanted to have the name of the prettiest girl in the bar on him and never wash it. I just saw him and my signature still there...
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